Poems & Short
Stories:
Six
Pack Wolf Pack - Original
Werewolf poem by Sky Taylor. continue
Weight
Loss & Diet Quotes
- Sky's quotes on weight loss. continue
Diet Woes of
the Five Crows
- Dieting woes of the Five Crows. continue
Once
Upon a Diet Dreary - An ode to dieting with a dreary
little poem. (Well, somebody had to do it!) continue
Six
Pack Wolf Pack - Original
Werewolf poem by Sky Taylor. continue
The Black
Nighty - (9
pages)
A mix-up
triggers romance. continue
Sugar
Pie - (12
pages)
Winner
of the pie contest takes the blue ribbon, $500 and a
date with the tall, dark and handsome Mayor. continue
Between
the Sheets - (25
pages)
A writer
experiencing writer's block finds love between the sheets. continue
Boomerang
Booby - (4
pages)
One
guy, one girl and one stylish bra. continue
A
Cowboy, a Hick & a Salt Lick
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(13
pages)
Heath grumbled beneath
his breath and it was with great effort that he didn't
reach out and strangle the hick-girl who obviously didn't
know a hoot about feed. His assumption
regarding her ineptness was confirmed as she hopped
aside and he entered the feed store that had been there
since God had created Adam. Good grief.
The area looked pathetic - more like a pet brothel
than a feed store! continue
Ghost
Falls - (7
pages)
A blind date
delivers the girl of Joe's dreams. continue
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Searching for the Perfect Church - A
Christian Poem
- Searching for the perfect church, I
drove thru town and around,
- To seek and find a pristine church of
perfect sight and sound.
- My journey's been quite difficult you
see, as well as oh-so long,
- For I'll not settle for second best, for
that would be quite wrong.
-
- The brand new church outside the city,
embedded in the dust,
- Was filled with nothing but sinners, for
my money they did lust.
- Around the corner of my manor, to the
church on Sunday I did veer,
- But soon my happiness turned sour when
they asked for volunteers.
-
- Last month I stumbled onto a stunning
church close to what I sought,
- But the congregation of old bachelors
labeled that idea for naught.
- The little church nestled inside the
woods, was just a bit too quaint,
- Too small, too old and too confined for
me, God's beloved saint.
-
- Then I found the massive church that
sits upon the hill,
- Quite nice inside with cushioned pews
that gave my soul a thrill.
- But as quickly as I settled in, I
abruptly had to take leave,
- For a bawling child behind me, made my
stomach heave.
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- I'll forego the church that resides in a
meadow, for it is but a hull,
- And the minister and his followers were
nothing short of dull.
- The church within the big city, though
nice was smaller than a mouse,
- How can something so small in magnitude,
be called God's house?
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- The church I visited last Sunday
morning, when the sun was bright,
- As it bled through stained glass
windows, playing with the light;
- Although I enjoyed the light effect - so
lovely, but all was not perfect,
- For soon I determined the minister was
lacking sufficient intellect.
-
- So the following Sunday, I woke up early
and drove a little bit further,
- To my childhood church that I had
attended with my dear sweet mother.
- But it had changed from gold to glitter,
the carpet stained and old,
- The same minister, the same sermon, the
same sheep in the fold.
-
- The experience left me shaking, for I
did not want to think of age,
- For age is ugly and for me, an updated
church is all the rage.
- So wiser now, I hit the road in search
of that church divine,
- I never thought that finding such would
take so much time.
-
- Just where, oh where can I find that
perfect church of mine,
- Which mirrors my educated taste, and is
equally divine?
- For now I've visited every church listed
in the phone book,
- And I've been quite patient, due to all
the time this took.
-
- Where are my stained glass windows, the
pews of solid wood,
- The silver communion cups, a
congregation that I find good?
- And where is my minister that supports a
sliver tongue I ask,
- For searching appears quite useless, and
I'm tired of this task.
-
- So I sit in my plush car, behind my
wheel all nestled into the leather,
- I'll not give up until I find the
church, of my important rathers.
- For I'll set out early come Sunday
morning, my spirit resolute and pure,
- To seek and find my perfect church, I'll
find it one day - of that I'm sure.
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- Poem by Sky Taylor
- Copyrighted, all rights reserved
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A collection of Mother in Law poems.
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for the Misery
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Mother
in Law War Poem |
Guessing
Game Mother in Law Poem
| Witchy
Mother in Law Poem
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Jane Limp | Mother
in Law Birthday Poem | Mother
in Law Song
Code
of the Fang - (7
pages)
A humorous
short gothic vampire story. continue
English
Ivy
- {16
pages)
"Why yes," she managed,
batting her eyes swiftly over the handsome male who had rescued
her.
He wasn't overly tall, yet the
white Stetson he was wearing made him appear as such. From
what she could glimpse beneath the hat, he had a mop of blond hair
which was nowhere near a military cut. More like an American
hippie from the history pages of yesteryear, she went on to decide
amid her analysis.
The golden tan, the flashing
white teeth and the shadow of a beard soared up Ivy's flared nostrils
as she drank in the fresh air mixed with he-man. continue
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